Oh my F God!! How the absolute heck is Sir Jez going to do this, and if not what tf will he do 😂 Well his mother was an amazing woman, leaving such excellent instructions 😆. Absolute dynamite!

Goodness me! Well done Mrs Creame! Sir Jez was certainly getting too big for his bootees by a long way’ this should bring him down a peg or two. Hope Paul is the mystery man.