Hello Walkers crisps, It’s me again Cecil Thax (86)! I have no idea how to begin writing this letter, I am literally convulsing with rage! I am so furiously angry not only for reasons I will outline soon but also for the fact that this is third time I am writing to you about this…
The 9 wives of Sir Jeremy Creame A delightful evening to you. Allow me the delight of introducing myself, I am Sir Jeremy Reginald Bibbington Creame the third. I live in a very large mansion; you have probably seen it on your television. We had the antiques roadshow here in the mid 90’s, I have…
April first, 2015. Me, my father and our friend Tony all moved into a large house together. As I am currently moving out of said house into Tonys new house’s sofa/bed settee/bench in the park, I thought I would publish the diary I wrote from the day we moved into this house, 18 months ago.…
Welcome to a fantastic list of new TV programs and movies that are currently in development in my mind. If you work for a TV production company and you steal these ideas I will punch a wall and regret all my life decision up to this point and very probably beyond! Realty reality In the…
Hello You may or may not have noticed that me or Cecil haven’t written a blog post in quite some time. There is a very good reason for this. We couldn’t find a pen! Since August 2015 our house has been void of a pen! ‘But your blog is digital and thus you wouldn’t need…
Cecil and I are going on a biddy coach tour to Italy in 3 weeks. I’ve hacked into the national holidays computers and acquired a passenger breakdown of my fellow travelers. At least I know some of the horrors I’ll be stuck on a biddy bus with for 9 days! Seat 1A Clive Sinclair Age:…
Most of our songs recorded for YouTube in one handy easily digestible audio chunk
The Human Ages By Susan P Lampwick There are 4 known ‘ages’ in history, they are Stone Iron Dark Old There are more ages but for the purpose of this report I shall only claim there are 4. Though most of these ages break down in to sub sets of lesser ages, which in themselves…
Picture the scene, February, cold, frigid and indifferent. No, not every woman I’ve ever met, the Yorkshire seaside town of Whitby.
The long dark is a survival game created by Hinterland, all screenshots taken from in game, available on steam and http://intothelongdark.com/ Previously on A Toff in the woods Part 2 – Jeremy Cream finds himself in a high up look out post. There was minimal food and water, but after a nights sleep by a…
The long dark is a survival game created by Hinterland, all screenshots taken from in game, available on steam and http://intothelongdark.com/ Previously on A Toff in the woods Part 1 – Jeremy Cream finds himself crash landed in a harsh cold environment, with nothing but his ‘wits’ to keep him alive, he stumbled on several…
The long dark is a survival game created by Hinterland, all screenshots taken from in game, available on steam and http://intothelongdark.com/ This blog is based on the premise of a very rich and pampered man, finding himself alone in the cold harsh wilderness, with nothing but his ‘wits’ to keep him alive. How will this…
